by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,803rdSafest: 2,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,528th
The Federal Oligarchy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Blanjiland is Best land
Prime Oligarch Blanjipan Tirole
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population9.783 billion

LeaderPrime Oligarch Blanjipan Tirole

AnimalShiba Inu

The Federal Oligarchy of Blanjiland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Oligarch Blanjipan Tirole with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.783 billion Blanjis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herning. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Blanji economy, worth a remarkable 1,528 trillion Blanjs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,216 Blanjs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blanjiland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Blanjiland is ranked 8,098th in the world and 1st in United Federation of the Blanji Alliance for Best Weather, with 230 Meters Of Sunlight.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,803rdTop
Safest: 2,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,528thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,536thSmartest Citizens: 3,977thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,134thHealthiest Citizens: 4,333rdMost Cultured: 4,485thMost Developed: 4,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,657thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,734thMost Pacifist: 4,782ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,090thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,510thLargest Governments: 5,816thLowest Crime Rates: 6,373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,378thMost Inclusive: 6,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,629thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,418thNicest Citizens: 8,074thBest Weather: 8,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,379thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,110thHighest Economic Output: 10,774thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,408thMost Secular: 13,332ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,473rdMost Stationary: 14,532ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,403rdMost Influential: 18,404th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blanjiland was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Blanjiland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Blanjiland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Blanjiland was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Blanjiland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Blanjiland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".
  • : Blanjiland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ensuring Effectual Recycling".
  • : Blanjiland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "GMO International Trade Accord".
  • : Blanjiland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Public Access to Court Records".
  • : Blanjiland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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