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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,063rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,805thMost Influential: 6,419th
The Supreme empire of
Democratic Socialists
kill the bastards
kermit the frog
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Blanion Andion

Population1.443 billion

CapitalKiev
Leaderkermit the frog
Faithscrewyouism

Currencykronor
Animaltiger

The Supreme empire of Blanion Andion is a massive, genial nation, ruled by kermit the frog with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.443 billion Blanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Blanion Andionian economy, worth 144 trillion kronors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,235 kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blanion Andion's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is screwyouism.

Blanion Andion is ranked 124,677th in the world and 749th in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 118,896 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,063rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,805thMost Influential: 6,419thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,867thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,370thMost Secular: 10,868thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,427thNicest Citizens: 12,119thHealthiest Citizens: 12,827thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,864thLowest Crime Rates: 13,102ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,010thBest Weather: 14,018thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,321stSafest: 14,751stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,222ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,269thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,796thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,176thHighest Food Quality: 17,287thMost Inclusive: 17,300thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,236thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,573rdLargest Governments: 19,236thMost Pacifist: 20,301stSmartest Citizens: 21,221stMost Cultured: 24,069th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 85th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blanion Andion was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Gotho.
  • : Blanion Andion was endorsed by The Republic of Zelenskraine.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanion Andion, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanion Andion, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanion Andion, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Blanion Andion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanion Andion, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanion Andion, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanion Andion, contestants on Blanion Andion's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Blanion Andion, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.

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