The Supreme empire of Blanion Andion is a massive, genial nation, ruled by kermit the frog with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.443 billion Blanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiev. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Blanion Andionian economy, worth 144 trillion kronors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,235 kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blanion Andion's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is screwyouism.

Blanion Andion is ranked 124,677^th in the world and 749^th in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 118,896 Standard Monetary Units.