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Most Stationary: 1,122nd Largest Black Market: 1,588th Most Influential: 2,697th
The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
A good conditioner makes life softer
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Blake Livelys Scalp

Population17.099 billion

CapitalHair Follicle 287
LeaderAqua Essence

Currencypong
Animalcootie

The Rogue Nation of Blake Livelys Scalp is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aqua Essence with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.099 billion Blake Livelys Scalpians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hair Follicle 287. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Blake Livelys Scalpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,323 trillion pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 135,909 pongs, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blake Livelys Scalp's national animal is the cootie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blake Livelys Scalp is ranked 114,551st in the world and 9th in Global Right Alliance for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 92.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Stationary: 1,122ndLargest Black Market: 1,588thTop
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Most Influential: 2,697thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,918thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,020thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,708thHighest Economic Output: 3,927thLargest Populations: 5,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,919thBest Weather: 5,962ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,223rdMost Developed: 7,314thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,867thSafest: 9,465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,710thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,059thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,792ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,375thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,378thLargest Governments: 12,885thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,737thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,895thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,927thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,831stHighest Average Incomes: 15,393rdSmartest Citizens: 15,761st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Blake Livelys Scalp, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Blake Livelys Scalp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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