The REAL Blåhaj FAKE State of Blahajia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grand Blåhaj with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.069 billion Blåhajar enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pillow Fort With The Most Stuffies. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The a Blahaj economy, worth 37.2 trillion Plushies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,765 Plushies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Grand Blåhaj is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on a Blahaj roads, and The Gay Furry Agenda has been named as Blahajia's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blahajia's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Gay Furry Agenda.

Blahajia is ranked 281,500^th in the world and 2^nd in A New Place at a different Time for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.63 on the Hickory Productivity Index.