The Incorporated States of Blackhelm Confederacy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lucius Blackhelm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.364 billion Blackhelm Confederacyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.

The powerhouse Blackhelm Confederacyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,286 trillion Confederate Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 93,839 Confederate Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 264,889 per year while the poor average 26,611, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Blackhelm Confederacy with a very polite populace, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Blackhelm Confederacy, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Blackhelm Confederacy's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Blackhelm Confederacy is ranked 28,265^th in the world and 4^th in Astyria for Most Authoritarian, with 0.91 Stalins.