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The Crusher of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Look the other way please
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Black Vise

Population26.599 billion

CapitalBlackViseCity
LeaderMrVise
FaithAtheism

Currencydamage point
Animalowl

The Crusher of Black Vise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrVise with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.599 billion Black Viseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BlackViseCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Black Visean economy, worth a remarkable 4,154 trillion damage points a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,171 damage points, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Black Vise is renowned for its lax gun laws, teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black Vise's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Black Vise, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Vise, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Vise, teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Vise, Black Vise is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • : Black Vise was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Black Vise, the newest shade developed by Black Vise's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Black Vise was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Vise, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Vise, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Vise, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.

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