The Technological Wonderland of Blaash is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Brain with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.954 billion Blaashians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quasar City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Blaashian economy, worth 675 trillion Atoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 228,721 Atoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown. Blaash's national animal is the Mole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Blaash is ranked 225,681^st in the world and 11,271^st in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.32 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.