by Max Barry

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Nudest: 354th Least Corrupt Governments: 4,545th Most Income Equality: 9,261st
The Rogue Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Bite your master, bite your puppeteer
Eminence Grise
Guardian of the Assembly
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Biting puppets

Population1.928 billion

AnimalAlbert le vert

The Rogue Nation of Biting puppets is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.928 billion Biting puppets love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Public Transport, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Biting puppetsian economy, worth 40.1 trillion Bitecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 20,815 Bitecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Federal Council of Biting puppets has been announced as the new Head of State, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biting puppets's national animal is the Albert le vert, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Biting puppets is ranked 120,738th in the world and 5th in Socialist Assembly for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 848.79 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Nudest: 354thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,545thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,190th

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