The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 39.656 billion BItelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,499 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,689 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 7,999^th in the world and 173^rd in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,528.6 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.