by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 561st
The WP Guardian Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
4 they have sown the wind&they shall reap the whirlwind
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population38.054 billion

CapitalLogan City
LeaderIbrahim Kali

CurrencyBItelandic Dollar

The WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.054 billion BItelandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,717 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,974 BItelandic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 217,290th in the world and 5,953rd in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 6.7 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Populations: 171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 561stMost Cheerful Citizens: 642ndBest Weather: 856thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,219thNicest Citizens: 1,244thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,331stMost Influential: 1,448thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,572ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,732ndSafest: 1,786thHighest Economic Output: 2,041stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,438thLowest Crime Rates: 2,967thMost Cultured: 3,226thMost Developed: 3,303rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,413thHealthiest Citizens: 3,651stMost Inclusive: 3,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,026thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,687thMost Pacifist: 4,707thSmartest Citizens: 5,226thMost Devout: 6,532ndLargest Governments: 7,675thMost Efficient Economies: 9,112thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,711thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,766thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,812thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,430thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,022ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,999thHighest Average Incomes: 21,054th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 83rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 88th in the regionMost Devout: 99th in the regionMost Inclusive: 102nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionMost Pacifist: 126th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 172nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 260th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 287th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 287th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 330th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 377th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 401st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 405th in the region

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