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Largest Populations: 171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 526thMost Cheerful Citizens: 575th
The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
4 they have sown the wind&they shall reap the whirlwind
Ibrahim Kali
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population39.656 billion

CapitalLogan City
LeaderIbrahim Kali

CurrencyBItelandic Dollar

The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 39.656 billion BItelandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,499 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,689 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 7,999th in the world and 173rd in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,528.6 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Populations: 171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 526thMost Cheerful Citizens: 575thBest Weather: 682ndMost Beautiful Environments: 949thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,018thNicest Citizens: 1,044thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,319thSafest: 1,363rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,369thMost Influential: 1,437thHighest Economic Output: 1,787thHighest Food Quality: 1,994thLowest Crime Rates: 1,997thMost Developed: 2,265thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,401stMost Inclusive: 2,569thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,605thHealthiest Citizens: 2,763rdMost Cultured: 2,805thMost Pacifist: 2,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,360thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,505thSmartest Citizens: 4,128thLargest Governments: 5,469thMost Efficient Economies: 6,816thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,750thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,999thMost Devout: 8,709thMost Patriotic: 8,773rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,236thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,916thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,919thHighest Average Incomes: 17,205thMost Income Equality: 20,664th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 94th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionMost Devout: 135th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 163rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 174th in the regionMost Patriotic: 183rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 213th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 230th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 316th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 331st in the region

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