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Largest Populations: 162nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 674th Most Cheerful Citizens: 703rd
The WP Guardian Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
4 they have sown the wind&they shall reap the whirlwind
Ibrahim Kali
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population36.287 billion

CapitalLogan City
LeaderIbrahim Kali

CurrencyBItelandic Dollar

The WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.287 billion BItelandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,317 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,993 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The BIteland Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', bins outnumber trees in city parks, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 165,559th in the world and 6,593rd in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.47 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 162ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 674thMost Cheerful Citizens: 703rdBest Weather: 956thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,368thNicest Citizens: 1,428thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,488thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,610thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,834thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,837thSafest: 1,893rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,911thHighest Economic Output: 1,975thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,998thMost Efficient Economies: 2,155thMost Influential: 2,344thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,597thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,866thMost Developed: 3,142ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,188thLowest Crime Rates: 3,307thMost Pacifist: 3,803rdMost Cultured: 3,811thMost Inclusive: 3,984thHealthiest Citizens: 4,864thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,422ndSmartest Citizens: 5,740thMost Devout: 5,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,966thTop
Largest Governments: 9,250thMost Stationary: 9,825thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,224thMost Income Equality: 12,036thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,544thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,513th
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 56th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionMost Developed: 74th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 102nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Inclusive: 112th in the regionMost Devout: 125th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Stationary: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 159th in the regionLargest Governments: 179th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 289th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 350th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 353rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 535th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 538th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 641st in the region

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