The WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.287 billion BItelandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,317 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,993 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The BIteland Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', bins outnumber trees in city parks, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 165,559^th in the world and 6,593^rd in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.47 Kickbacks Per Hour.