The WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.054 billion BItelandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,717 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,974 BItelandic Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 217,290^th in the world and 5,953^rd in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 6.7 Insults Per Minute.