The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.705 billion BItelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,854 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,382 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 21,641^st in the world and 180^th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 77.84 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.