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Largest Populations: 167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 560th
The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
4 they have sown the wind&they shall reap the whirlwind
Ibrahim Kali
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Population41.705 billion

CapitalLogan City
LeaderIbrahim Kali

CurrencyBItelandic Dollar

The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 41.705 billion BItelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,854 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,382 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 21,641st in the world and 180th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 77.84 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Populations: 167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 560thBest Weather: 725thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,039thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,196thNicest Citizens: 1,305thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,350thSafest: 1,622ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,629thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,668thHighest Economic Output: 1,888thMost Developed: 2,116thLowest Crime Rates: 2,193rdHighest Food Quality: 2,238thMost Influential: 2,358thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,631stTop
Most Cultured: 2,865thMost Inclusive: 2,876thHealthiest Citizens: 2,887thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,902ndMost Pacifist: 2,905thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,315thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,461stSmartest Citizens: 4,352ndLargest Governments: 5,672ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,931stMost Efficient Economies: 7,599thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,625thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,722ndMost Devout: 10,215thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,850thMost Patriotic: 12,306thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,856thHighest Average Incomes: 17,944thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,352ndMost Income Equality: 21,641st
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionSafest: 19th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 107th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 118th in the regionMost Devout: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 166th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 178th in the regionMost Income Equality: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 191st in the regionMost Patriotic: 193rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 199th in the region

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