The Grand Duchy of Bite My Biscuits is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 432 million Greg Citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey Stall Featured Corporation. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The powerhouse Biscuitsian economy, worth 31.4 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,742 Biscuit Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,913 per year while the poor average 17,572, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

The aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Greg Citizens, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, and elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 211,524^th in the world and 13^th in Third Cynglish Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -81.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.