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Largest Agricultural Sector: 262nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,697th Fattest Citizens: 4,060th
The Narnian Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Wrong will be right when Aslan comes in sight
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population15.169 billion



The Narnian Republic of Bisim is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Golg with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.169 billion Bisis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lombardi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bisimian economy, worth a remarkable 2,169 trillion Jewels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,052 Jewels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 606,990 per year while the poor average 21,746, a ratio of 27.9 to 1.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Bisim's national animal is the Salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bisim is ranked 53,856th in the world and 8th in Narnia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 67.08 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 262ndTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,697thFattest Citizens: 4,060thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,270thHighest Economic Output: 4,321stRudest Citizens: 4,758thMost Devout: 5,202ndLargest Populations: 6,858thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,954thLargest Mining Sector: 7,979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,104thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 9,540thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,651stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,403rdMost Armed: 12,294thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,151stHighest Average Incomes: 13,445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,553rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,603rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,811thLargest Black Market: 14,523rdLargest Insurance Industry: 15,727th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the region

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