by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,332ndNicest Citizens: 11,614thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,403rd
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Beep beep! Who wants cake?
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Birthday Cake Herby

Population4.58 billion

Currencyfrosted gas pedal
Animaledible flat tire

The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a massive, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate population of 4.58 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 402 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,895 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Birthday Cake Herby is ranked 189,175th in the world and 16th in Genosha for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,332ndNicest Citizens: 11,614thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,403rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,533rdMost Inclusive: 13,984thMost Secular: 18,819thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,609thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,353rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,624thHighest Drug Use: 22,470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,703rdMost Developed: 23,748th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the region

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