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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,020thNicest Citizens: 10,977thLargest Retail Industry: 12,473rd
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Beep beep! Who wants cake?
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Birthday Cake Herby

Population3.152 billion

Currencyfrosted gas pedal
Animaledible flat tire

The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 3.152 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 277 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,895 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Birthday Cake Herby is ranked 201,404th in the world and 16th in The ASDF for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -9.49 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,020thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 10,977thLargest Retail Industry: 12,473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,863rdMost Inclusive: 13,138thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,734thMost Secular: 17,872ndHighest Drug Use: 18,240thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,093rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,181st
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

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