by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,371stNicest Citizens: 11,374thLargest Retail Industry: 12,348th
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Beep beep! Who wants cake?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Birthday Cake Herby

Population5.759 billion

Currencyfrosted gas pedal
Animaledible flat tire

The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.759 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 499 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,687 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Birthday Cake Herby is ranked 34,331st in the world and 11th in The Place for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 96.43 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,371stNicest Citizens: 11,374thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,085thMost Inclusive: 13,340thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,058thMost Secular: 16,659thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,215thHighest Drug Use: 20,759thHighest Food Quality: 21,544th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the region

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