by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,390thNicest Citizens: 11,619thLargest Retail Industry: 12,929th
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Beep beep! Who wants cake?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Birthday Cake Herby

Population5.18 billion

Currencyfrosted gas pedal
Animaledible flat tire

The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 5.18 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 449 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,687 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Birthday Cake Herby is ranked 27,543rd in the world and 3rd in Indonesia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,430.48 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,390thNicest Citizens: 11,619thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,929thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,424thMost Inclusive: 13,591stMost Rebellious Youth: 15,837thMost Secular: 17,258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,805thHighest Drug Use: 21,464thHighest Food Quality: 22,118thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,123rd
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

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