by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,527thNicest Citizens: 12,104thLargest Retail Industry: 13,262nd
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Beep beep! Who wants cake?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Birthday Cake Herby

Population7.228 billion

Currencyfrosted gas pedal
Animaledible flat tire

The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 7.228 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 626 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,687 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Birthday Cake Herby is ranked 25,947th in the world and 2nd in Nuku Alofa for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 210.02 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,527thNicest Citizens: 12,104thLargest Retail Industry: 13,262ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,924thMost Inclusive: 14,096thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,128thMost Secular: 17,251stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,419thHighest Food Quality: 23,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,235thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,524thMost Developed: 25,598thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,947thMost Cultured: 26,944th
Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

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