|Currency||frosted gas pedal|
|Animal||edible flat tire|
The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 3.152 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 277 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,895 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Birthday Cake Herby's influence in The ASDF rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
- : Birthday Cake Herby lodged a message on the The ASDF Regional Message Board.
- : Birthday Cake Herby relocated from Saint Lucia to The ASDF.
- : Birthday Cake Herby's influence in Saint Lucia rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Birthday Cake Herby lodged a message on the Saint Lucia Regional Message Board.
- : Birthday Cake Herby relocated from Alcohol to Saint Lucia.
- : Birthday Cake Herby's influence in Alcohol rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Birthday Cake Herby lodged a message on the Alcohol Regional Message Board.
- : Birthday Cake Herby relocated from The Sith United Nations to Alcohol.
- : Birthday Cake Herby's influence in The Sith United Nations rose from "Zero" to "Squire".