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Most Primitive: 6,094thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,066thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,341st
The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We exist in a perpetual state.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Birch 45

Population3.031 billion

Currencyleaf
Animaltree

The Free Land of Birch 45 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.031 billion Birch 45ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 42.2%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Birch 45ian economy, worth 83.9 trillion leaves a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,666 leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, and a new Brasilistani government has become a daily report on the main evening news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birch 45's national animal is the tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Birch 45 is ranked 94,129th in the world and 33rd in Primitiveness for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,481.42 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Primitive: 6,094thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,066thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,341stMost Authoritarian: 10,107thTop
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Most Conservative: 24,922nd
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the region

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