The Democratic Republic of Bir Sual is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Uvuvwevwevwe onyetenvewve ugwemubwemosas with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.056 billion Sualians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitudinem City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The thriving Bir Sualian economy, worth 91.5 trillion pecunias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,679 pecunias, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, bigotry has been named as Bir Sual's national religion, genetic research is temporarily tied up in government red tape, and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bir Sual's national animal is the scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is bigotry.

Bir Sual is ranked 34,452^nd in the world and 1,589^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 45.08 quips per hour.