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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,541st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,089th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,138th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Pak it up, Pak it up!
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Bingellia

Population10.661 billion

CapitalEisenhall
LeaderKaiser von Hohenfriedberg
FaithWobberianism

CurrencyDosh
AnimalPenguin

The Empire of Bingellia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser von Hohenfriedberg with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.661 billion Bingellians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eisenhall. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bingellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,878 trillion Doshes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,219 Doshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bingellia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Wobberianism.

Bingellia is ranked 154,794th in the world and 1st in The Nuggets for Most Devout, with 4.38 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,541stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,089thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,138thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,436thLowest Crime Rates: 2,687thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,739thHealthiest Citizens: 2,813thLargest Governments: 2,837thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,750thMost Efficient Economies: 4,019thMost Developed: 4,030thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,196thBest Weather: 4,384thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,526thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,614thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,858thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,378thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,537thMost Inclusive: 5,915thMost Cultured: 6,266thHighest Economic Output: 6,726thSmartest Citizens: 6,873rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,235thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,706thSafest: 8,722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,800thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,018thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,696thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,072ndMost Secular: 13,957thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,727th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bingellia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Bingellia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Bingellia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingellia, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Bingellia's influence in The Nuggets rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Bingellia, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingellia, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingellia, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Bingellia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Bingellia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.

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