The Republic of Binchiling Guy is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 255 million Binchiling Guyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Binchiling Guyian economy, worth 17.5 trillion Chillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 68,768 Chillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Binchiling Guy's national animal is the Chill Guy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Binchiling Guy is ranked 11,254^th in the world and 193^rd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,987.5 on the Societal Mobility Rating.