The United States of Bill J Clinton is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bill Clinton with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.147 billion Bill Clintonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bill J Clintonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,051 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 286,974 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bill J Clinton's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Bill J Clinton is ranked 42,487^th in the world and 29^th in SOS Brigade for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 138.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.