The United States of Bill J Clinton is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 938 million Bill Clintonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 40.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bill J Clintonian economy, worth 105 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,431 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, the well-to-do in Lazarus are never on time for important appointments, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bill J Clinton's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bill J Clinton is ranked 9,316^th in the world and 392^nd in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,243.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.