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Most Valuable International Artwork: 791stMost Subsidized Industry: 909thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,545th
The United States of
Father Knows Best State
Hope, Arkansas
Bill Clinton
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bill J Clinton

Population7.147 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderBill Clinton
FaithHaruhiism - SOS Brigade

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of Bill J Clinton is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bill Clinton with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.147 billion Bill Clintonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bill J Clintonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,051 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 286,974 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bill J Clinton's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Bill J Clinton is ranked 42,487th in the world and 29th in SOS Brigade for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 138.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 791stMost Subsidized Industry: 909thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,545thLargest Black Market: 1,774thLargest Mining Sector: 1,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,013thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,642ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,646thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,314thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,378thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,852ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,200thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,271stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,358thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,679thLargest Governments: 6,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,776thMost Devout: 7,948thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,167thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,229thMost Developed: 9,332ndHighest Economic Output: 9,390thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,642ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,994thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,513thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,911thMost Influential: 23,323rdMost Patriotic: 25,628th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bill J Clinton was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Bill J Clinton, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Bill J Clinton, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Bill J Clinton, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in Bill J Clinton, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Bill J Clinton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bill J Clinton, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
  • : Following new legislation in Bill J Clinton, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Bill J Clinton, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions.
  • : Bill J Clinton was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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