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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 133rd Largest Gambling Industry: 205th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 256th
The Springtime Allergies of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Springtime Allergies of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.815 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 6,574 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,179 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,314,491 per year while the poor average 38,551, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Bilge Rattish language, and convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 6,463rd in the world and 13th in Canada for Largest Black Market, with 45.7 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 133rdLargest Gambling Industry: 205thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 256thFattest Citizens: 307thMost Armed: 382ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 408thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 430thHighest Crime Rates: 450thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 468thHighest Economic Output: 568thMost Avoided: 620thMost Rebellious Youth: 687thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 713thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 940thLargest Mining Sector: 1,062ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,091stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,113thHighest Average Incomes: 1,325thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,825thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,288thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,308thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,326thLargest Populations: 2,470thHighest Drug Use: 3,958thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,022ndLargest Black Market: 6,463rdRudest Citizens: 6,650thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,739thTop
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Nudest: 9,214thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,848thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,510thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,516thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,696th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the region

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