Largest Soda Pop Sector: 137th Largest Gambling Industry: 195th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 261st
The Winter of My Discontent of
Benevolent Dictatorship
Nullas Anxietas
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Winter of My Discontent of Bilge Rat Ronnie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bilge Rat Ronnie with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.224 billion Bilge Rats enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandanaland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bilge Rattish economy, worth a remarkable 6,404 trillion assorted pieceses of 8 a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,179 assorted pieceses of 8, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,314,491 per year while the poor average 38,551, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Bilge Rattish language, and convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bilge Rat Ronnie's national animal is the Mangy Scurvy Bilge Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jack Sparrow Worship.

Bilge Rat Ronnie is ranked 154,658th in the world and 129th in Canada for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 32.85 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 137thLargest Gambling Industry: 195thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 261stFattest Citizens: 292ndMost Armed: 374thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 405thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 426thHighest Crime Rates: 450thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 451stHighest Economic Output: 567thMost Avoided: 602ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 684thLargest Retail Industry: 903rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 959thLargest Mining Sector: 1,047thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,094thHighest Average Incomes: 1,280thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,814thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,006thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,269thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,309thLargest Populations: 2,538thHighest Drug Use: 3,166thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,536thRudest Citizens: 5,879thLargest Black Market: 6,057thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,346thTop
Nudest: 8,752ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,912thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,398thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,140thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,306th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the region

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