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Largest Mining Sector: 683rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 857thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,052nd
The Freedom Fighters of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Let's rock and ride!
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Biker Mice

Population5.81 billion

CapitalChicago
LeaderCarbine
FaithCards

Currencydollar
Animalmouse

The Freedom Fighters of Biker Mice is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Carbine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.81 billion Bikers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mouse economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 220,815 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, diminutive Mouse generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biker Mice's national animal is the mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

Biker Mice is ranked 268,373rd in the world and 5th in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.63 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Mining Sector: 683rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 857thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,052ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,425thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,064thLargest Black Market: 2,197thMost Avoided: 2,322ndTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,048thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,092ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,221stLargest Retail Industry: 3,399thHighest Average Incomes: 5,637thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,760thMost Efficient Economies: 6,044thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,242ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,887thLargest Governments: 9,496thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,115thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,565thHighest Economic Output: 15,863rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,577thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,125thMost Influential: 24,065thMost Conservative: 24,549thMost Stationary: 26,281stLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,816th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Biker Mice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, diminutive Mouse generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.

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