The Freedom Fighters of Biker Mice is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Carbine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.81 billion Bikers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mouse economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 220,815 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, diminutive Mouse generals are feared for their aggressiveness, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biker Mice's national animal is the mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

Biker Mice is ranked 268,373^rd in the world and 5^th in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.63 pounds of wildlife per square mile.