by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,272ndMost Influential: 5,246thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,570th
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population703 million

CapitalStare Town


The Empire of Biingus is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 703 million Guses are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stare Town. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Biingusian economy, worth 38.9 trillion Bings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,340 Bings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biingus's national animal is the Bingus.

Biingus is ranked 177,849th in the world and 5,883rd in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -85.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,272ndTop
Most Influential: 5,246thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 21,570th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 458th in the region

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