The Allied States of Biggstonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by BiggieSmalls with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.821 billion Biggstonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biggstonia City. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Biggstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion ObeyStars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,269 ObeyStars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, recognizing the Biggstonian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime is totally unknown. Biggstonia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Biggstonia is ranked 11,682^nd in the world and 383^rd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 118.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.