The Allied States of Biggstonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by BiggieSmalls with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.317 billion Biggstonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biggstonia City. The average income tax rate is 14.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Biggstonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion ObeyStars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,184 ObeyStars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Biggstonian restaurants, surveillance cameras are banned, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is well under control. Biggstonia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Biggstonia is ranked 25,622^nd in the world and 832^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,942.18 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.