The United Kingdom of Bigboy262 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.867 billion Bigboy262ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 59.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bigboy262ian economy, worth 349 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 121,782 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and it's never "just a game" with Bigboy262ian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bigboy262's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bigboy262 is ranked 268,391^st in the world and 886^th in Big Boy Brigade for Most Primitive, scoring -154.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.