by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,360thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,066thFattest Citizens: 19,402nd
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Might Makes Right
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Big Simpin

Population4.636 billion


The Republic of Big Simpin is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning sheep population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.636 billion Big Simpinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The thriving Big Simpinian economy, worth 267 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 57,735 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,366 per year while the poor average 11,776, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Big Simpin's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Big Simpin is ranked 123,279th in the world and 7th in Union of Green Socialist Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,323.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,360thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,066thTop
Fattest Citizens: 19,402ndLargest Mining Sector: 20,446th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

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