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Rudest Citizens: 3,389th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,689th Largest Retail Industry: 5,080th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Anarchy
Libertas quĉ sera tamen (freedom even late)
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Big Lowland

Population854 million

CurrencyReal
AnimalCondor

The Constitutional Monarchy of Big Lowland is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 854 million Big Lowlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Lowlandian economy, worth 98.1 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,854 Reais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,029 per year while the poor average 24,761, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', pet owners exercise their Condors at a snail's pace or risk prosecution, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Big Lowland's national animal is the Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Big Lowland is ranked 57,568th in the world and 9th in Conifer for Most Stationary, with 152.06502073388 Days.

Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,389thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,689thLargest Retail Industry: 5,080thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,958thTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 8,986thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,167thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,929thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,030thHighest Drug Use: 12,674thLargest Mining Sector: 13,132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 13,694th
Top
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Big Lowland, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Lowland, pet owners exercise their Condors at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Lowland, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Big Lowland's influence in Conifer rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Big Lowland, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Lowland, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Lowland, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Lowland, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Lowland, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Lowland, write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular.

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