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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 197thHighest Economic Output: 243rdLargest Populations: 387th
The Satanic Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Big Jim P

Population39.038 billion

CapitalBig Jim P City
LeaderLord Jim the Dark

AnimalBlack Goat of the Wood

The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 39.038 billion Big Jim Pians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 13,273 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 340,007 Bhaals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 174,632nd in the world and 45th in Hell for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 197thHighest Economic Output: 243rdLargest Populations: 387thHighest Disposable Incomes: 458thLargest Mining Sector: 501stLargest Agricultural Sector: 716thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 726thLargest Gambling Industry: 733rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 986thFattest Citizens: 1,070thHighest Average Incomes: 1,450thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,640thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,783rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,956thMost Efficient Economies: 1,985thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,083rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,189thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,199thTop
Most Avoided: 2,388thMost Influential: 2,425thLargest Black Market: 2,431stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,540thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,566thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,595thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,719thRudest Citizens: 2,859thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,214thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,348thSmartest Citizens: 3,920thLargest Retail Industry: 5,055thMost Patriotic: 5,492ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,646thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,145thLargest Governments: 6,715thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,266thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,719thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,779thMost Armed: 11,855thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,324thMost Secular: 15,348thLowest Crime Rates: 15,965th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Big Jim P was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Big Jim P was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Libertarian Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Big Jim P, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Big Jim P was endorsed by The Principality of Demonos.
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Big Jim P was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » The Stalker and Freddland.

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