by Max Barry

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Most Stationary: 204th Highest Economic Output: 237th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 267th
The Satanic Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.522 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 10,071 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 329,984 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 64,632nd in the world and 41st in Hell for Most Extreme, scoring 19.32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Stationary: 204thHighest Economic Output: 237thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 267thLargest Populations: 427thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 436thLargest Mining Sector: 473rdLargest Gambling Industry: 750thHighest Average Incomes: 838thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 868thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 911thFattest Citizens: 929thRudest Citizens: 974thMost Influential: 1,238thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,561stMost Avoided: 1,864thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,868thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,939thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,991stMost Efficient Economies: 1,992ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,024thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,111thLargest Retail Industry: 2,134thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,491stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,631stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,631stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,799thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,881stSmartest Citizens: 3,237thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,455thMost Secular: 4,050thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,559thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,213thLargest Black Market: 5,340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,896thLargest Governments: 6,154thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,011thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,080thMost Armed: 9,691stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,075th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Cynical Alcoholics, The Stalker, Freddland, Evil Minion, Sathan, B E E K E R, Ingskalla, and Donkervader.

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