The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.331 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 11,625 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 338,626 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if Lord Jim the Dark offers to buy a round of drinks, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 47,084^th in the world and 22^nd in Hell for Most Pro-Market, scoring 58.57 on the Rand Index.