by Max Barry

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Most Stationary: 180th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 213th Highest Economic Output: 222nd
The Satanic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Big Jim P

Population34.891 billion

CapitalBig Jim P City
LeaderLord Jim the Dark

AnimalBlack Goat of the Wood

The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.891 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 11,837 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 339,259 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if Lord Jim the Dark offers to buy a round of drinks, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 12,468th in the world and 13th in Hell for Nudest, with 216.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Stationary: 180thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 213thHighest Economic Output: 222ndLargest Populations: 388thHighest Disposable Incomes: 415thLargest Mining Sector: 428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 568thLargest Gambling Industry: 612thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 708thFattest Citizens: 942ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,061stLargest Black Market: 1,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,445thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,524thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,538thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,652ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,677thMost Efficient Economies: 1,821stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,830thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,852ndMost Influential: 1,876thMost Avoided: 2,091stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,241stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,288thRudest Citizens: 2,853rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,926thLargest Retail Industry: 3,510thSmartest Citizens: 3,677thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,797thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,802ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,228thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,354thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,467thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,445thLargest Governments: 6,152ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,952ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,972ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,129thNudest: 12,468thMost Secular: 12,674thMost Armed: 15,073rd
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Cynical Alcoholics, The Stalker, Freddland, Sathan, Donkervader, and Warchief Mordok.

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