The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.026 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,939 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 331,041 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Big Jim P changed the regional password in Hell.
- : Big Jim P was endorsed by The Specter of Altmoras.
- : Big Jim P was endorsed by The Shadow Einherjar of Ingskalla.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Big Jim P was endorsed by The Empire of Bloodthirsty freedomists.
- : Big Jim P was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Big Jim P was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Big Jim P was struck by a Cure Missile from The Shadow Einherjar of Ingskalla, curing 1 million infected.