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Most Stationary: 188th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 216th Highest Economic Output: 225th
The Satanic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Influence
Eminence Grise
Belial
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Big Jim P

Population34.331 billion

CapitalBig Jim P City
LeaderLord Jim the Dark
FaithSatanism

CurrencyBhaal
AnimalBlack Goat of the Wood

The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.331 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 11,625 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 338,626 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if Lord Jim the Dark offers to buy a round of drinks, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 47,084th in the world and 22nd in Hell for Most Pro-Market, scoring 58.57 on the Rand Index.

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Most Stationary: 188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 216thHighest Economic Output: 225thLargest Populations: 394thHighest Disposable Incomes: 415thLargest Mining Sector: 427thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 535thLargest Gambling Industry: 663rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 765thFattest Citizens: 968thHighest Average Incomes: 1,027thLargest Black Market: 1,242ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,427thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,486thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,666thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,792ndMost Influential: 1,835thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,836thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,897thMost Efficient Economies: 1,904thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,915thMost Avoided: 2,214thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,391stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,397thRudest Citizens: 2,673rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,031stLargest Retail Industry: 3,599thSmartest Citizens: 3,691stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,792ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,822ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,424thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,707thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,738thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,428thLargest Governments: 6,250thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,219thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,278thNudest: 12,210thMost Secular: 13,421stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,421stMost Armed: 15,112thLowest Crime Rates: 17,398th
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the region

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