by Max Barry

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Most Stationary: 204th Highest Economic Output: 238th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 263rd
The Satanic Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.026 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,939 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 331,041 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 138,461st in the world and 44th in Hell for Most Income Equality, scoring 11.78 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Stationary: 204thHighest Economic Output: 238thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 263rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 431stLargest Populations: 435thLargest Mining Sector: 467thLargest Gambling Industry: 774thHighest Average Incomes: 817thRudest Citizens: 850thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 880thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 905thFattest Citizens: 920thMost Influential: 1,235thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,536thTop
Most Avoided: 1,803rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,855thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,886thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,919thMost Efficient Economies: 2,023rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,026thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,082ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,196thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,530thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,570thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,592ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,679thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,865thSmartest Citizens: 3,065thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,119thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,216thMost Secular: 3,966thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,980thLargest Black Market: 5,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,134thLargest Governments: 6,318thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,001stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,878thMost Armed: 10,453rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,933rd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the region

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