by Max Barry

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Most Stationary: 193rd Highest Economic Output: 246th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 277th
The Satanic Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Big Jim P

Population31.572 billion

CapitalBig Jim P City
LeaderLord Jim the Dark

AnimalBlack Goat of the Wood

The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.572 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 10,339 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 327,500 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 99,334th in the world and 46th in Hell for Most Authoritarian, with 0.16 Stalins.

Most Stationary: 193rdHighest Economic Output: 246thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 277thLargest Populations: 428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 491stLargest Mining Sector: 501stLargest Gambling Industry: 843rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 904thHighest Average Incomes: 976thFattest Citizens: 983rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,047thRudest Citizens: 1,320thMost Influential: 1,411thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,580thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,972ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,017thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,096thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,107thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,134thMost Avoided: 2,189thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,194thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,708thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,787thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,814thLargest Retail Industry: 2,887thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,055thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,085thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,135thSmartest Citizens: 3,519thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,917thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,157thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,662ndLargest Black Market: 5,972ndLargest Governments: 6,288thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,608thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,107thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,610thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,081stMost Armed: 12,748thMost Secular: 12,998thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,013thNudest: 15,987th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Cynical Alcoholics, The Stalker, Freddland, Evil Minion, Sathan, Ingskalla, Donkervader, and Warchief Mordok.

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