The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 41.566 billion Big Jim Pians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 14,131 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,982 Bhaals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 191^st in the world and 2^nd in Hell for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 29,255.84 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.