The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.891 billion Big Jim Pians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 11,837 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 339,259 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if Lord Jim the Dark offers to buy a round of drinks, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 12,468^th in the world and 13^th in Hell for Nudest, with 216.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.