Highest Economic Output: 230th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 272nd Most Stationary: 278th
The Satanic Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.456 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth a remarkable 9,759 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 331,327 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 272nd in the world and 4th in Hell for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 28,968.87 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Economic Output: 230thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 272ndMost Stationary: 278thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 433rdLargest Populations: 446thLargest Mining Sector: 455thRudest Citizens: 773rdLargest Gambling Industry: 776thHighest Average Incomes: 777thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 899thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 901stFattest Citizens: 914thMost Influential: 1,165thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,492ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,515thTop
Most Avoided: 1,713thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,894thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,977thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,042ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,059thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,277thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,357thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,445thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,540thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,637thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,693rdSmartest Citizens: 2,843rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,021stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,187thMost Secular: 3,597thLargest Black Market: 4,273rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,570thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,768thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,224thLargest Governments: 6,479thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,222ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,881stTop
Most Armed: 9,915thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,080th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the region

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