Population | 42.769 billion |
Capital | Big Jim P City |
Leader | Lord Jim the Dark |
Faith | Satanism |
Currency | Bhaal |
Animal | Black Goat of the Wood |
The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 42.769 billion Big Jim Pians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 14,604 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 341,470 Bhaals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
There have been reports of people marrying housepets, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.
Big Jim P is ranked 306,510th in the world and 259th in Hell for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.63 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Big Jim P was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Commonwealth of Bobs Discount Furniture, infecting 9 million survivors.
- : Big Jim P was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Armed Republic of Monolithistan, killing 5 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Big Jim P was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The People's Republic of Polish Underground State, infecting 23 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Big Jim P was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The People's Republic of Polish Underground State, infecting 24 million survivors.
- : Big Jim P was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
- : Big Jim P was ravaged by a Zombie Walker Horde from The Holy Empire of Junkbot9, infecting 10 million survivors.
- : Big Jim P's influence in Hell rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Big Jim P's influence in Hell rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Big Jim P's influence in Hell rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".