by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 203rdHighest Economic Output: 237thLargest Populations: 390th
The Satanic Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
Hell knows what Heaven only suspects. Hail Satan.
Lord Jim the Dark
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Big Jim P

Population37.81 billion

CapitalBig Jim P City
LeaderLord Jim the Dark

AnimalBlack Goat of the Wood

The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.81 billion Big Jim Pians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 13,013 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 344,176 Bhaals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It's best to decline if Lord Jim the Dark offers to buy a round of drinks, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 168,916th in the world and 33rd in Hell for Most Politically Free, scoring 35.05 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 203rdHighest Economic Output: 237thLargest Populations: 390thHighest Disposable Incomes: 404thLargest Mining Sector: 474thLargest Agricultural Sector: 686thLargest Gambling Industry: 690thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 697thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 865thFattest Citizens: 1,016thHighest Average Incomes: 1,280thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,784thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,803rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,837thMost Efficient Economies: 1,865thLargest Black Market: 1,886thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,155thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,165thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,256thTop
Most Influential: 2,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,313thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,363rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,423rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,465thMost Avoided: 2,577thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,772ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,895thRudest Citizens: 2,957thSmartest Citizens: 3,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,348thLargest Retail Industry: 4,618thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,236thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,895thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,085thLargest Governments: 6,506thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,604thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,478thMost Armed: 10,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,268thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,416thMost Secular: 15,415thLowest Crime Rates: 16,462nd
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the region

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