The Satanic Empire of Big Jim P is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Jim the Dark with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.522 billion Big Jim Pians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Jim P City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Big Jim Pian economy, worth an astonishing 10,071 trillion Bhaals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 329,984 Bhaals, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, theoretical science is only theoretical, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Big Jim P's national animal is the Black Goat of the Wood, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Big Jim P is ranked 64,632^nd in the world and 41^st in Hell for Most Extreme, scoring 19.32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.