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The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IcEcreamTopiaburgsvile. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Big gay icecreamian economy, worth 843 trillion Big gay icemoneys a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,395 Big gay icemoneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, happiness is all being miserable together, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big gay icecream's national animal is the Big gay icewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Icecreamyumism.

Big gay icecream is ranked 120,051^st in the world and 9^th in Fukuoka for Most Extreme, scoring 21.65 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.