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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 145thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 783rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 835th
The Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Burn baby burn!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Big Boyz

Population9.063 billion

CapitalSad Boi
LeaderThiq Boi
FaithAtheism

Currencyorgan
Animalchigger

The Sultanate of Big Boyz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Thiq Boi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.063 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Boi. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,109 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 232,741 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", foreign governments regularly accuse the Big Boyzian military of war crimes, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the chigger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Big Boyz is ranked 183,393rd in the world and 7,139th in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 145thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 783rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 835thMost Secular: 921stLowest Crime Rates: 1,075thBest Weather: 1,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,391stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,463rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,472ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,714thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,968thMost Patriotic: 1,989thLargest Black Market: 2,203rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,255thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,297thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,471stLargest Governments: 2,529thMost Influential: 2,821stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,951stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,080thHighest Average Incomes: 4,474thHealthiest Citizens: 4,707thMost Authoritarian: 5,161stMost Conservative: 6,239thNudest: 7,357thHighest Economic Output: 8,205thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,421stSmartest Citizens: 8,872ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 12,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,442ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,157thMost Developed: 16,524thMost Efficient Economies: 16,788thMost Extreme: 20,761st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Patriotic: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 106th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 196th in the regionMost Conservative: 217th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 218th in the regionNudest: 275th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 290th in the regionMost Income Equality: 290th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 356th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 370th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 424th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 487th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 654th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 740th in the regionMost Stationary: 779th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 885th in the region

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