The Sultanate of Big Boyz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thiq Boi with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.156 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Boi. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,219 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the chigger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Big Boyz is ranked 1,816^th in the world and 53^rd in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 412.33 Bank.