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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 212thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 912th
The Trans Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Yeah a lot of changes since season 2, lol
Thiq Grill
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Big Boyz

Population12.351 billion

CapitalSad Grill
LeaderThiq Grill

AnimalSand Crab

The Trans Sultanate of Big Boyz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Thiq Grill with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.351 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Grill. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,897 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,574 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and Thiq Grill is plotting to coup the Pacific (Big Boyz has found 8 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the Sand Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Big Boyz is ranked 1,186th in the world and 48th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 155.54 law-abiding acts per hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 212thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 821stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 912thMost Secular: 1,044thLowest Crime Rates: 1,186thBest Weather: 1,561stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,592ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,837thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,929thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,240thLargest Black Market: 2,319thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,458thLargest Governments: 2,803rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,185thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,333rdMost Patriotic: 3,715thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,038thHighest Average Incomes: 5,198thMost Authoritarian: 6,341stHighest Economic Output: 6,553rdMost Conservative: 8,397thSmartest Citizens: 8,965thNudest: 9,505thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,867thMost Influential: 13,323rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,085thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,507thMost Income Equality: 14,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,764thTop
Most Developed: 18,102ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,999thLargest Populations: 29,489th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 93rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionMost Patriotic: 121st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionMost Influential: 165th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 190th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 201st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 212th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 240th in the regionMost Conservative: 248th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 277th in the regionMost Extreme: 292nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 316th in the regionMost Income Equality: 328th in the regionNudest: 368th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 375th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 418th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 696th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 782nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 859th in the regionLargest Populations: 869th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Tethys 13.