by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 181stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 935thMost Secular: 1,010th
The Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Burn baby burn!
Civil Rights
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Big Boyz

Population8.156 billion

CapitalSad Boi
LeaderThiq Boi


The Sultanate of Big Boyz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Thiq Boi with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.156 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Boi. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,219 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the chigger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Big Boyz is ranked 1,816th in the world and 53rd in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 412.33 Bank.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 181stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 935thMost Secular: 1,010thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,022ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,174thBest Weather: 1,471stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,496thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,589thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,813thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,816thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,948thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,951stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,118thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,204thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,595thLargest Black Market: 2,665thLargest Governments: 2,729thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,993rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,893rdMost Authoritarian: 4,448thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,497thMost Influential: 5,039thHighest Average Incomes: 5,211thHealthiest Citizens: 5,443rdMost Conservative: 5,744thNudest: 7,558thSmartest Citizens: 9,280thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,401stHighest Economic Output: 9,635thMost Income Equality: 11,302ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,540thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,741stMost Developed: 16,745thMost Efficient Economies: 18,015thMost Extreme: 18,914th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 109th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionLargest Black Market: 121st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Conservative: 168th in the regionMost Extreme: 168th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 171st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 236th in the regionMost Income Equality: 245th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 297th in the regionNudest: 337th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 408th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 432nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 456th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 700th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 745th in the region

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