The Sultanate of Big Boyz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Thiq Boi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.063 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Boi. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,109 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 232,741 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", foreign governments regularly accuse the Big Boyzian military of war crimes, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the chigger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Big Boyz is ranked 183,393^rd in the world and 7,139^th in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.