The Golden Democratic Leadership of Big Boys Ville is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alpha Chad with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.317 billion Chads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chadland. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chadian economy, worth 396 trillion PPS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,443 PPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boys Ville's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chadism.

Big Boys Ville is ranked 241,738^th in the world and 83^rd in Cape of Good Hope for Most Secular, with 14.06 Atheism Rate.