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Big Bad Badger

Population8.894 billion

CapitalMad Town
LeaderMeles Rahl


The 我不给他妈的 of Big Bad Badger is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meles Rahl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.894 billion Big Bad Badgerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mad Town. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Big Bad Badgerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,283 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Big Bad Badger's national animal is the Pooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Big Bad Badger is ranked 2,951st in the world and 72nd in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 63.69 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1,578thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,974thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,624thMost Cultured: 2,730thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,951stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,410thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,599thMost Armed: 4,902ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,125thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,193rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,180thRudest Citizens: 6,663rdMost Inclusive: 7,509thSmartest Citizens: 8,462ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,558thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,201stBest Weather: 9,760thMost Influential: 9,885thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,865thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,637thLargest Black Market: 12,331stHighest Economic Output: 12,579thMost Secular: 13,053rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,209thHighest Drug Use: 13,776thMost Developed: 16,242nd
Highest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 88th in the regionMost Armed: 113th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 118th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 162nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 184th in the regionLargest Black Market: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 201st in the regionMost Inclusive: 202nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 211th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 212th in the regionLargest Populations: 220th in the regionBest Weather: 256th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 258th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 337th in the regionMost Influential: 344th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 352nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 384th in the regionMost Developed: 426th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 441st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 466th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 511th in the regionNudest: 535th in the regionMost Politically Free: 587th in the region

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