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Big Bad Badger

Population9.215 billion

CapitalMad Town
LeaderMeles Rahl


The 我不给他妈的 of Big Bad Badger is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meles Rahl with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.215 billion Big Bad Badgerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mad Town. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Big Bad Badgerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,283 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Big Bad Badger's national animal is the Pooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Big Bad Badger is ranked 123,138th in the world and 4,754th in the West Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 56.11 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Publishing Industry: 1,562ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,789thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,491stMost Cultured: 2,720thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,860thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,360thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,214thMost Armed: 4,453rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,787thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,910thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,037thRudest Citizens: 6,520thMost Inclusive: 7,371stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,321stSmartest Citizens: 8,387thBest Weather: 9,387thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,560thMost Influential: 9,768thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,637thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,086thLargest Black Market: 11,601stHighest Economic Output: 11,940thMost Secular: 12,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,725thHighest Drug Use: 13,661st
Highest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 63rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 81st in the regionMost Armed: 97th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 100th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 110th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionLargest Black Market: 176th in the regionRudest Citizens: 180th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 191st in the regionMost Inclusive: 195th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 201st in the regionLargest Populations: 210th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 216th in the regionBest Weather: 242nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 250th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 271st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 290th in the regionMost Influential: 340th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 357th in the regionMost Secular: 361st in the regionMost Developed: 410th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 412th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 433rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 461st in the regionNudest: 474th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 497th in the regionMost Politically Free: 524th in the region

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