The Unrecognized State of Biafra is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 27.723 billion Biafrans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enugu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Biafran economy, worth a remarkable 5,105 trillion biafran Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,154 biafran Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, Biafran politicians are often described as having more style than substance, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biafra's national animal is the Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Biafra is ranked 326,147^th in the world and 186^th in Africa for Most Pacifist, with 4.66 cheeks turned per day.