Population | 21.114 billion |
Capital | Wyvarnia |
Leader | Vickie Nadeau-Bolivar |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Fauzjhiaux |
Animal | Dragon |
The Dragon Fauzjhian Provincie of Bhrazjhia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vickie Nadeau-Bolivar with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.114 billion Bhrazjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyvarnia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bhrazjhian economy, worth a remarkable 9,799 trillion Fauzjhiauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 464,112 Fauzjhiauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhrazjhia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Communism.
Bhrazjhia is ranked 23,026th in the world and 308th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,495.20534167908 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
- : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
- : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them.
- : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
- : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, builders across Bhrazjhia are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
- : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
- : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, retired racing Dragons are served truffles for breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in Bhrazjhia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Wyvarnia to enjoy their national art.