Population | 14.395 billion |
Capital | Wyvarnia |
Leader | Vickia Nadaau-Bolivar |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | Dragon |
The Fauzjhian Provincia of Bhrazjhia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vickia Nadaau-Bolivar with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.395 billion Bhrazjhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyvarnia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bhrazjhian economy, worth a remarkable 5,305 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 368,533 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Wyvarnia, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhrazjhia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Communism.
Bhrazjhia is ranked 176th in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 13,104.91 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bhrazjhia, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
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Bhrazjhia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Wyvarnia.
- : Following new legislation in
Bhrazjhia, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in
Bhrazjhia, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner.
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Bhrazjhia, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
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Bhrazjhia, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
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Bhrazjhia, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
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Bhrazjhia, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
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Bhrazjhia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
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Bhrazjhia, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.