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Most Primitive: 141stMost Devout: 159thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 390th
The Jollibee store of
Psychotic Dictatorship
bida ang saya
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bhikkustan

Population12.105 billion

CapitalTondo
LeaderDDS Jollibee
Faithswag

Currencyyumburger
Animalbee

The Jollibee store of Bhikkustan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DDS Jollibee with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 12.105 billion Bhikkustanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tondo. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhikkustani economy, worth a remarkable 1,470 trillion yumburgers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,500 yumburgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modern Bhikkustani art is so hot right now, dining out often involves bees on the plate no matter what you order, DDS Jollibee's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhikkustan's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is swag.

Bhikkustan is ranked 11,265th in the world and 33rd in The Western Isles for Most Developed, scoring 89.49 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Primitive: 141stMost Devout: 159thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 390thLargest Welfare Programs: 541stMost Pacifist: 830thMost Advanced Public Transport: 884thBest Weather: 885thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,297thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,719thMost Cultured: 2,231stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,545thNicest Citizens: 2,718thLowest Crime Rates: 2,841stLargest Governments: 3,944thMost Authoritarian: 4,036thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,947thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,503rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,127thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,820thMost Conservative: 9,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,094thMost Developed: 11,265thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,954thMost Inclusive: 16,977thMost Extreme: 17,999thMost Influential: 18,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,337thMost Efficient Economies: 21,429thHighest Average Incomes: 22,869th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Bhikkustan lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : Bhikkustan lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, DDS Jollibee's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, dining out often involves bees on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, modern Bhikkustani art is so hot right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.

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