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Most Primitive: 141stMost Devout: 164thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 393rd
The Jollibee store of
Psychotic Dictatorship
bida ang saya
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bhikkustan

Population12.091 billion

CapitalTondo
LeaderDDS Jollibee
Faithswag

Currencyyumburger
Animalbee

The Jollibee store of Bhikkustan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by DDS Jollibee with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 12.091 billion Bhikkustanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tondo. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhikkustani economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion yumburgers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,500 yumburgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, modern Bhikkustani art is so hot right now, dining out often involves bees on the plate no matter what you order, and DDS Jollibee's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhikkustan's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is swag.

Bhikkustan is ranked 240,031st in the world and 176th in The Western Isles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -30.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 141stMost Devout: 164thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 393rdLargest Welfare Programs: 542ndMost Pacifist: 820thBest Weather: 881stMost Advanced Public Transport: 885thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,125thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,281stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,535thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,714thMost Cultured: 2,206thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,464thNicest Citizens: 2,618thLowest Crime Rates: 2,804thLargest Governments: 3,944thMost Authoritarian: 4,127thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,389thHealthiest Citizens: 4,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,964thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,124thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,827thMost Conservative: 9,914thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,093rdMost Developed: 11,274thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,970thMost Inclusive: 16,523rdMost Extreme: 18,148thMost Influential: 18,331stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,434thHighest Average Incomes: 22,933rd
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, DDS Jollibee's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, dining out often involves bees on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, modern Bhikkustani art is so hot right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhikkustan, the full title of Hon DDS Jollibee Vcte Mgve MF JSBLM GCBE runs to several pages.

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