by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 128th Lowest Crime Rates: 317th Safest: 440th
The Dictatorship of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Sacrifice the few to save the many
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population16.897 billion

CapitalKotsho City

CurrencyGold Coin

The Dictatorship of Bhiff is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Rael with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.897 billion Humans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotsho City. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The strong Human economy, worth a remarkable 2,632 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 155,780 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the doctor has cold hands, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhiff's national animal is the Norris, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Raelism.

Bhiff is ranked 6,797th in the world and 135th in Osiris for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 9 Valid Endorsements.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 128thLowest Crime Rates: 317thSafest: 440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 875thLargest Governments: 1,027thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,138thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,225thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,382ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,950thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,066thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,347thHealthiest Citizens: 2,354thMost Pacifist: 3,108thMost Influential: 3,642ndHighest Economic Output: 4,192ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,354thBest Weather: 5,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,773rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,805thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,198thSmartest Citizens: 6,374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,244thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,568thLargest Populations: 7,721stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,810thMost Inclusive: 10,459thHighest Average Incomes: 11,324thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,738thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,486thMost Secular: 15,107thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,381st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 130th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionMost Pacifist: 135th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 161st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 187th in the regionLargest Populations: 198th in the regionBest Weather: 219th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 254th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 255th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 266th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 309th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 350th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 502nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 559th in the regionMost Inclusive: 560th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 600th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 709th in the region

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