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Most Compassionate Citizens: 349thNicest Citizens: 386thMost Inclusive: 400th
The Precious Gemnation of
Left-wing Utopia
Danburites are the most precious gemstones
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Bhanbuzrilhe

Population5.402 billion

CapitalDanburia
LeaderJulia Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyDanburite
AnimalCrocodile

The Precious Gemnation of Bhanbuzrilhe is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Julia Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.402 billion Bhanbuzrilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danburia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhanbuzrilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion Danburites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 254,778 Danburites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown. Bhanbuzrilhe's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Bhanbuzrilhe is ranked 1,951st in the world and 47th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Smartest Citizens, with 185.63 quips per hour.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 349thNicest Citizens: 386thMost Inclusive: 400thMost Pacifist: 526thHighest Food Quality: 643rdLargest Welfare Programs: 665thMost Rebellious Youth: 817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 884thMost Developed: 917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 971stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,026thLargest Governments: 1,027thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,034thBest Weather: 1,048thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,054thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,150thHealthiest Citizens: 1,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,192ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,250thMost Efficient Economies: 1,322ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,402ndSafest: 1,444thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,487thMost Cultured: 1,583rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,902ndSmartest Citizens: 1,951stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,989thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,076thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,712thRudest Citizens: 2,725thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,729thMost Secular: 3,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,552ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,791stLowest Crime Rates: 3,887thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,383rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,043rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,091stMost Income Equality: 23,490thMost Influential: 25,041stMost Politically Free: 25,473rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bhanbuzrilhe, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhanbuzrilhe, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhanbuzrilhe, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhanbuzrilhe, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhanbuzrilhe, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhanbuzrilhe, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhanbuzrilhe, hospitals in Bhanbuzrilhe are too busy serving the needs of Jeinnhezslhaunia to see Bhanbuzrilheans.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhanbuzrilhe, catching an old friend by surprise on the street can be a shocking experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhanbuzrilhe, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Bhanbuzrilhe, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.

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