The Pirate Republic of Bhadno is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ellenþégn with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 1.326 billion Bhadnoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprickahem. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bhadnoan economy, worth 141 trillion Doubloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,880 Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, and the first sword of Bhadno does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bhadno's national animal is the Robo-beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bhadno is ranked 118,713^th in the world and 113^th in Wintreath for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,753.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.