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Most Devout: 3,586th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,494th Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,119th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
God, Homeland, Liberty
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Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Bexar County

Population2.393 billion

CapitalSan Antonio

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Republic of Bexar County is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.393 billion Bexar Countyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bexar Countyian economy, worth 337 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,863 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, one can walk from one side of San Antonio to the other without setting foot on Bexar Countyian soil, and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bexar County's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bexar County is ranked 24,307th in the world and 42nd in Texas for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,573.05 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 3,586thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,119thMost Influential: 6,160thBest Weather: 6,679thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,986thTop
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Most Developed: 8,874thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,248thMost Efficient Economies: 9,652ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,952ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,391stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,915thHealthiest Citizens: 12,247thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,310thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,347thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,277thMost Average: 14,445thNicest Citizens: 14,569thHighest Average Incomes: 14,648thLargest Governments: 14,889thLargest Retail Industry: 15,590thSmartest Citizens: 15,978thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,339thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,506thLowest Crime Rates: 16,652nd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bexar County was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bexar County, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Bexar County, one can walk from one side of San Antonio to the other without setting foot on Bexar Countyian soil.
  • : Bexar County was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Bexar County, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Bexar County, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Bexar County, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Bexar County, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Bexar County, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
  • : Following new legislation in Bexar County, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.

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