The United States of Better Malaysia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal President with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.296 billion Better Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Putra. The average income tax rate is 57.7%.

The all-consuming Better Malaysian economy, worth 334 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,546 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, Eternal President spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Better Malaysia's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Better Malaysia is ranked 236,365^th in the world and 10,338^th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.