The United States of Better Malaysia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 389 million Better Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Putra. The average income tax rate is 28.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Better Malaysian economy, worth 24.1 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,923 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Better Malaysia's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Better Malaysia is ranked 228,218^th in the world and 9,766^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring zero on the Societal Mobility Rating.