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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,720thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,826th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
be allis with everyone you can
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

BETTER CANADA

Population2.102 billion

CapitalOttawa
LeaderJagmeet Singh
FaithSikhism

CurrencyCanadian dollar
AnimalCanadian flying bird

The Commonwealth of BETTER CANADA is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jagmeet Singh with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.102 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BETTER CANADAian economy, worth 171 trillion Canadian dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,742 Canadian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BETTER CANADA's national animal is the Canadian flying bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sikhism.

BETTER CANADA is ranked 22,679th in the world and 6th in Hartfelden for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,720thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,826thBest Weather: 7,866thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,384thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,090thMost Inclusive: 10,333rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,468thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,383rdHighest Food Quality: 12,441stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,543rdNicest Citizens: 12,626thMost Pacifist: 12,803rdSafest: 12,999thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,171stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,594thHealthiest Citizens: 14,636thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,727thMost Developed: 17,750thMost Cultured: 18,308thMost Devout: 19,196thLowest Crime Rates: 20,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,784thLargest Governments: 22,424thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,679th
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Highest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BETTER CANADA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in BETTER CANADA, surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich.
  • : BETTER CANADA's influence in Hartfelden rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : BETTER CANADA's influence in Hartfelden rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in BETTER CANADA, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in BETTER CANADA, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
  • : BETTER CANADA's influence in Hartfelden rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : BETTER CANADA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in BETTER CANADA, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in BETTER CANADA, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.

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