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Least Corrupt Governments: 596thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 994thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,008th
The Intergalactic Alliance of
Anarchy
Peace, Liberty, Advancement
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Betelgeuse Alliance

Population7.765 billion

CapitalBetelgeuse City
LeaderRoger A

CurrencyBetel
AnimalYEET

The Intergalactic Alliance of Betelgeuse Alliance is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Roger A with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.765 billion Betelgeusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betelgeuse City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Betelgeuse Alliancean economy, worth a remarkable 1,864 trillion Betels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 240,164 Betels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 818,353 per year while the poor average 51,909, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Betelgeuse Alliancean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Betelgeuse Alliance's national animal is the YEET, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Betelgeuse Alliance is ranked 61,670th in the world and 13th in Autropolis for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,559.48 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 596thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 994thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,008thHighest Drug Use: 1,022ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,134thNicest Citizens: 1,237thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,330thHighest Food Quality: 2,158thMost Inclusive: 2,264thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,295thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,389thMost Pacifist: 2,439thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,476thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,666thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,685thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,777thLargest Retail Industry: 2,781stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,958thSmartest Citizens: 3,232ndSafest: 3,348thHealthiest Citizens: 3,536thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,993rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,053rdMost Developed: 4,102ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,434thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,435thMost Efficient Economies: 4,765thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,045thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,485thBest Weather: 8,112thNudest: 9,463rdMost Secular: 9,534thHighest Economic Output: 10,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,360thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,935thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,333rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,372ndLargest Governments: 11,641stTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,355thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,184thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,529thMost Patriotic: 18,235thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,725thMost Extreme: 21,598thMost Politically Free: 21,998thMost Pro-Market: 22,406th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Betelgeuse Alliance lodged a message on the Autropolis Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Betelgeuse Alliance was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Betelgeuse Alliancean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
  • : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on.
  • : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.

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