The Intergalactic Alliance of Betelgeuse Alliance is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Roger Aydin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.104 billion Betelgeusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betelgeuse City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Betelgeuse Alliancean economy, worth 542 trillion Betels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,683 Betels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 570,064 per year while the poor average 40,266, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Roger Aydin's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Betelgeuse Alliance's national animal is the YEET, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Betelgeuse Alliance is ranked 154,251^st in the world and 36^th in RGBN for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.15 Crimes Per Hour.