| Population | 3.484 billion |
| Capital | Betelgeuse City |
| Leader | Roger A |
| Currency | Betel |
| Animal | YEET |
The Intergalactic Alliance of Betelgeuse Alliance is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Roger A with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.484 billion Betelgeusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betelgeuse City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Betelgeuse Alliancean economy, worth 625 trillion Betels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,463 Betels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 589,497 per year while the poor average 40,972, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.
Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, being Roger A has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Betelgeuse Alliance's national animal is the YEET, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Betelgeuse Alliance is ranked 7,378th in the world and 2nd in RGBN for Healthiest Citizens, with 15.58 Bananas Ingested Per Day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Betelgeuse Alliance, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
- : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, being Roger A has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
- : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
- : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs.
- : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Betelgeuse Alliance, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Betelgeuse Alliance flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
