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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,704thMost Devout: 2,779thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,900th
The Red Hour of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In the Body you will find contentment and fulfillment
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Beta III

Population11.493 billion

CapitalThe Hall of Audiences
LeaderLandru
FaithThe Body

CurrencyStave
AnimalArchon

The Red Hour of Beta III is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Landru with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.493 billion Betans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hall of Audiences. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Betan economy, worth 824 trillion Staves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,751 Staves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beta III's national animal is the Archon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Body.

Beta III is ranked 68,515th in the world and 35th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,626.38 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,704thMost Devout: 2,779thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,900thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,406thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,012thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,060thMost Primitive: 5,182ndMost Avoided: 5,626thMost Authoritarian: 9,072ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,685thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,301stLargest Black Market: 14,004thMost Stationary: 17,003rdTop
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Most Patriotic: 20,449thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,628thMost Income Equality: 25,841stMost Corrupt Governments: 27,360th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beta III was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Beta III, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Beta III, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Beta III, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble.
  • : Following new legislation in Beta III, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Beta III, spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Betan cathedrals.
  • : Following new legislation in Beta III, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Following new legislation in Beta III, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Beta III, pocket dialling is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Beta III, songs of praise to Landru are filled with coded messages from the resistance.

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