The Grand Holy Empire of Bestelesnia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.558 billion Bestelesnians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bestelesnian economy, worth 751 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 164,919 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The fate of the world literally rests on Grand Emperor's fingers, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bestelesnia's national animal is the Great bestelesnian falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Imperial Force Church.

Bestelesnia is ranked 25,300^th in the world and 900^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,657.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.