The Armed Republic of Best Swashbuckler is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.512 billion Best Swashbucklerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Best Swashbucklerian economy, worth 146 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,581 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Best Swashbuckler's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Best Swashbuckler is ranked 188,506^th in the world and 2,275^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.33 law-abiding acts per hour.