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Most Ignorant Citizens: 19,592nd
The Neo nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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Best Gurl

Population2.138 billion

Currencyrupee
Animalfalcon

The Neo nation of Best Gurl is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.138 billion Best Gurlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 46.4%.

The sizeable but inefficient Best Gurlian economy, worth 60.4 trillion rupees a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,261 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Best Gurl's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Best Gurl is ranked 219,223rd in the world and 3,464th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 133.46 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 19,592nd
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Most Stationary: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 105th in the regionMost Secular: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 173rd in the regionMost Cultured: 204th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 225th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 242nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 267th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 278th in the regionMost Influential: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 316th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 325th in the regionLargest Populations: 340th in the regionBest Weather: 352nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 425th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Best Gurl, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Best Gurl, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Best Gurl, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
  • : Following new legislation in Best Gurl, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Best Gurl, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Best Gurl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Best Gurl, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Best Gurl, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Best Gurl, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents.
  • : Following new legislation in Best Gurl, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.

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