by Max Barry

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 169th Most Ignorant Citizens: 189th Most Avoided: 194th
The Animal Farm of
Corporate Police State
Sieze Thy Neighbor
Napoleon Government
Arbiter of Chaos
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Besot Bucolic of Brawn

Population9.915 billion

LeaderNapoleon Government
FaithCult of Nationalist Divinity

CurrencyNakina Koreazu Blood Bag

The Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Napoleon Government with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.915 billion Sheep are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Besot Bucolic of Brawnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,469 trillion Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 349,912 Nakina Koreazu Blood Bags, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,442,041 per year while the poor average 55,900, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, large areas of Besot Bucolic of Brawn are not accessible by the public, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Besot Bucolic of Brawn's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Nationalist Divinity.

Besot Bucolic of Brawn is ranked 28,001st in the world and 1st in the realm of insanity for Most Pro-Market, scoring 68.89 on the Rand Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 169thMost Ignorant Citizens: 189thMost Avoided: 194thMost Corrupt Governments: 233rdLargest Gambling Industry: 268thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 288thLargest Insurance Industry: 328thHighest Disposable Incomes: 361stFattest Citizens: 382ndLargest Mining Sector: 428thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 494thLargest Retail Industry: 508thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 541stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 584thMost Devout: 643rdMost Efficient Economies: 739thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 774thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 891stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 945thHighest Average Incomes: 953rdTop
Most Armed: 1,758thRudest Citizens: 1,910thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,282ndHighest Economic Output: 2,782ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,277thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,571stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,832ndNudest: 4,717thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,826thLargest Black Market: 5,609thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,509thLargest Governments: 7,196thMost Conservative: 8,009thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,477thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,722ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,306thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,919thMost Influential: 16,003rd

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