The Pink Artsy Angel of Bendicion is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mary Jane Reinaldi 👸 with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.706 billion Bendians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Kaliptzy Bendianii 🌆. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bendian economy, worth an astonishing 14,421 trillion 💲 Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 608,339 💲 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bendicion's national animal is the Bald Eagle🦅, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity ✝️.

Bendicion is ranked 263,660^th in the world and 1,098^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.