by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 318thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,661stMost Authoritarian: 4,046th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
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Belarusian Army Government

Population444 million


The Dictatorship of Belarusian Army Government is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 444 million Belarusian Army Governmentians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Belarusian Army Governmentian economy, worth 17.1 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,518 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The only religious freedom citizens have is which religion they want to oppress them, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of Belarusian Army Governmentian weapons designers, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances, and families are only permitted to have one child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belarusian Army Government's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Belarusian Army Government is ranked 189,078th in the world and 7,335th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Conservative: 318thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,661stMost Authoritarian: 4,046thMost Primitive: 5,847thTop
Most Extreme: 15,609thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,273rd
Most Conservative: 14th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 221st in the regionMost Extreme: 282nd in the regionMost Primitive: 290th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 703rd in the region

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