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Most Devout: 165th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 331st
The Nuclear Sovereign of
Father Knows Best State
Do you have the little nuke inside?
Influence
Superpower
Ordo Malleus
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Beinirham

Population23.227 billion

CapitalOld Keterickshire
LeaderSub-Sector Governor Beinir
FaithChristianity and Imperial Cult

CurrencyBullet
AnimalWild Grox

The Nuclear Sovereign of Beinirham is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sub-Sector Governor Beinir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.227 billion Beinirhamsters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Keterickshire. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beinirhamish economy, worth a remarkable 4,856 trillion Bullets a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,094 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Beinirham's national animal is the Wild Grox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Imperial Cult.

Beinirham is ranked 169,503rd in the world and 12th in Warhammer 40000 for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -27.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 165thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 171stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 331stLargest Agricultural Sector: 354thMost Ignorant Citizens: 730thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 908thLargest Black Market: 1,053rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,204thHighest Economic Output: 1,507thMost Efficient Economies: 1,565thTop
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Best Weather: 1,936thLowest Crime Rates: 2,073rdMost Primitive: 2,959thLargest Populations: 3,572ndMost Cultured: 4,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,300thMost Influential: 4,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,960thHighest Average Incomes: 5,004thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,702ndLargest Governments: 7,194thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 9,150thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,982ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,564thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,709th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the Warhammer 40000 Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the Warhammer 40000 Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Beinirham lodged a message on the Warhammer 40000 Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Beinirham, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.

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