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Most Influential: 149th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 302nd Largest Publishing Industry: 369th
The Eternal Serene Republic of
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The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.088 billion Beiluxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,074 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,510 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, Beiluxians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 137,077th in the world and 1,011th in 10000 Islands for Most Devout, with 6.44 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 149thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 302ndLargest Publishing Industry: 369thLeast Corrupt Governments: 742ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,358thTop
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Most Cultured: 1,722ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,487thSafest: 2,945thSmartest Citizens: 3,099thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,302ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,480thMost Developed: 3,804thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,032ndHighest Economic Output: 4,176thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,198thMost Politically Free: 5,352ndNudest: 6,256thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,284thMost Pacifist: 7,491stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,581stTop
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Nicest Citizens: 7,926thMost Stationary: 7,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,113thLargest Populations: 8,254thHighest Average Incomes: 9,514thMost Inclusive: 12,460thMost Efficient Economies: 14,309thMost Secular: 14,423rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 50th in the regionSafest: 59th in the regionNudest: 60th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 67th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 81st in the regionLargest Populations: 84th in the regionMost Extreme: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionMost Stationary: 88th in the regionMost Developed: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 98th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beiluxia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, Beiluxians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Beiluxia was endorsed by The Federation of Auruh.
  • : Beiluxia was endorsed by The Bull Black Nova of Witchcraft and Puppetry.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Beiluxia endorsed The Island Republic of Markanite.

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