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Beiluxia

Population14.138 billion

CapitalLovers-by-the-bay
LeaderHis Eternal President Mister Smiles

CurrencySmileyface
AnimalHappy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine

The Eternal Serene Republic of Beiluxia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Eternal President Mister Smiles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.138 billion Beiluxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovers-by-the-bay. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beiluxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,257 trillion Smileyfaces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,708 Smileyfaces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown. Beiluxia's national animal is the Happy-Panda-Bear-Sunshine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beiluxia is ranked 148,483rd in the world and 937th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 332ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 363rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 873rdTop
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Most Cultured: 1,790thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,318thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,700thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,248thSafest: 3,294thSmartest Citizens: 3,329thMost Developed: 3,840thHighest Economic Output: 4,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,575thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,267thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,422ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,611thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,820thNudest: 6,862ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,336thMost Stationary: 7,347thMost Pacifist: 7,588thLargest Populations: 7,893rdNicest Citizens: 8,010thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10,004thMost Inclusive: 10,485thMost Politically Free: 11,097thMost Efficient Economies: 13,780thLargest Retail Industry: 13,797thHighest Drug Use: 14,339thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,524thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,307thLargest Governments: 16,702nd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionNudest: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionTop
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Safest: 68th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 69th in the regionMost Politically Free: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 74th in the regionMost Stationary: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Developed: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 93rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 98th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, for just a few extra Smileyfaces Beiluxians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Beiluxia, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Beiluxia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Beiluxia was endorsed by The Republic of Wealth and Peace.

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