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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,220th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Russia, Blow me
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Behmia

Population45 million

Currencydenier
Animaldouchebag

The Republic of Behmia is a small, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 45 million Behmians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 13.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Behmian economy, worth 2.52 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,037 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Behmia's national animal is the douchebag, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Behmia is ranked 76,875th in the world and 3,263rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,220th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 369th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 612th in the regionNudest: 690th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Behmia, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Behmia, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Behmia, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Behmia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Behmia, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Behmia, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Behmia, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes.
  • : Behmia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Behmia, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Behmia, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.

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