The Democratic Kingdom of BeezNeez is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jack Inukah Beez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.533 billion BeezNeebs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benitez. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BeezNeezian economy, worth 472 trillion Pollenitzs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,211 Pollenitzs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the sanitised and dull music festivals of BeezNeez are famed for their reasonable volume levels, relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of BeezNeez", and builders across BeezNeez are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BeezNeez's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beeziality.

BeezNeez is ranked 10,566^th in the world and 263^rd in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,605.34 pounds of wildlife per square mile.